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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject: Old Italian man in New Jersey
An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plan his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work. The ground was hard and he was old.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
A few days later, he recieved a letter from his son:
Don't dig up the garden
That's where the bodies are buried.
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son:
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie _________________ "Artists ain't easy to love, they're hard to hold, and they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold."
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